Vince makes his stealthy move across the room, hoping to not get pelted this time, with a series of "man! they look so graceful" -type rollie-pollies, 

pauses,
 
and listens out for the sound of  "one hound crapping".............what?............"one hand clapping???"..............."oh right!!..i always thought that bit was a bit weird!!"

uh oh!! everyone is looking in my direction now, but as i am sure i remembered to put on my "invisibility pants" today, i know they must be looking at somethin' else!!

resumes his "oh! so graceful and silent" rollie-pollies around the edge of room.

(oops! mind the table)