1. I'll e-mail smartpipes to anyone who asks.
2. I agree with Lown.
3. Draculass the Romaniac can zarc-off. I just can't be bothered coming up with anything worthwhile for that loser. Sheesh............
4. DeadWarrior, knock yourself out! 

I'm very depressed. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and all they ask me to do is work work work.....

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...