How about some Murphy's rules for computers/software?
You know that all computers have a Murphy event thrower chip. It senses when its the best time to stick the knife in.

1. Something will die inside a computer right when you need that machine for a deadline or the machine will need some time consuming maintenance real close to a deadline.

2. Important files are always marked for messy and painful deaths but it won't happen till you need those files in a hurry.

3. Harmless virii will turn into Ebola when you want to show off.

4. Software that you worked on and seemed to be perfect will turn against you when your boss or anyone higher up the chain sees it.

5. The one tweak that moves the render from art to Art is the one that will crash the machine and you did not save the scene file and don't remember what you did exactly.

6. Turbosquid comes out with a better version of a model that you have been fighting with for months and the client finds out about it.

Good luck Quest and I hope you get better.**

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