Dear Renderosity members,

Please pick from the following common complaints (all options come with a complimentary dead horse and beating stick):

(1) Poser is NOT art! But neither is anything in the Louvre!!! Discuss...

(2) Those CGSociety snobs dissed my rendering of Posette in the default pose with no texture and default lights! Please come to my rescue!

(3) Renderosity has censored my horny donkey riding a mermaid! I'm bein' oppressed!

(4) I was trying to buy something from the marketplace when the entire internet crashed. Why did they wait until it was back up to reply to my 10,000 whiney emails?

(5) I just bought Poser a minute ago and didn't even bother reading the manual. Why is it so hard to use!?

(6) Wah!!!