Quote - Dear Renderosity members,

Please pick from the following common complaints (all options come with a complimentary dead horse and beating stick):

(1) Poser is NOT art! But neither is anything in the Louvre!!! Discuss...

(2) Those CGSociety snobs dissed my rendering of Posette in the default pose with no texture and default lights! Please come to my rescue!

(3) Renderosity has censored my horny donkey riding a mermaid! I'm bein' oppressed!

(4) I was trying to buy something from the marketplace when the entire internet crashed. Why did they wait until it was back up to reply to my 10,000 whiney emails?

(5) I just bought Poser a minute ago and didn't even bother reading the manual. Why is it so hard to use!?

(6) Wah!!!

reply (while laughing my &&& off):

1. DIscuss?  DISCUSS?  Consider yourselves DISS-CUSSED ;)
2. posette is a dork.  make a pretzel person, much more fun.
3. i feel sorry for the mermaid... but were they in water or on land. and how did the donkey.... nm
4. how did you email when the entire internet was down?  please, i wanna know in case it happens to me again...
5. cus yer a soft-brain.... RTFM (read the FRIENDLY manual - although, its not so friendly)
6. want some cheese & crackers with that whine?

ok, did it..............

now where's my  complimentary dead horse & beating stick?.. and they better compliment me reallllllllll good.

hey.... check that out, its now my birthday in renderosity time!  yay me!  33 years young and only gettin better =D  (i still have 2 hours to go here LOL)

Rarer than a hairy egg and madder than a box of frogs....

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