"butts, cracks" and "slippery slopes" 

you guys don't arf talk mucky 'round 'ere.

hmmmmm. (scratcheese head)

(..wonders if mustard would help reduce the "glow in the dark" effect, i have always suffered from down there, maybe with that, i won't need to rely on my "Luke skywalker's guide to seductive sabre moves" manual anymore, and i can finally get to volume two "how to woo a wookie with just a wave of your wand" (with splash-proof cover))