I am solid that you shouldn't spend money unless it is money well below the "discretionary spending unit" and you wouldn't mid tossing it away.

I have no problem with sub-titles... I would use the the AT&T link above to make giberish talk noises for the sound track and then sub-title it. Do the whole sound track in gibersih to make it consistant. I watch subtitled anime films on those tiny YouTube screens - Death Note.

Aren't there any women here who will call this guy from a blocked number and do his voice over? Just ask him for the text and e-mail him a .wav file?