I would like to thank AnnieD from the above newly-locked thread for straightening out Mr. REAL computer scientist, and explaining what I meant, while I was not around to notice I was being told that what I've seen in my email is essentially "ludicrous".

Damn, and I had a real nice reply whipped up and ready to go. Oh well, maybe next time.
Thank you, AnnieD, if you see this. :-)