XENOPHONZ opened this issue on Nov 13, 2007 · 43 posts
XENOPHONZ posted Tue, 13 November 2007 at 9:11 PM
Quote - the main thing to remember if you are ever about to go into battle - don't show your fellow soldier a picture of your wife and kid. Love esther
True. And especially avoid saying "take care of them if I'm gone". Because you'll probably go: and then your Best Buddy will marry your widow and adopt your kid. But only after the kid spends 3/4's of the movie's running-time tearfully yelling out interjections like: *"You're not my Dad!" "How could you do this, Mom?!" "How dare you go into my father's room!!!!!" "That's MY dog!"
*But of course: by the end of the movie the kid & the new stepdad will be playing catch with each other in the backyard. With the dog's help, while the Mom gazes smilingly on the scene from the kitchen window.