Hmm... ok, so now I know what 'hoser' means... I'm now trying to work out if this is simply a wordplay, or whether someone's trying to instigate a flame war here... meh, it's too early, I slept on the living room floor last night, and I'm not in the best-humoured of moods... probably not a good time for me to read people's jokes - might take them the wrong way.

JonTheCelt