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"Hi, is George in?"
"George? Do you mean mr. Lucas?"
"Yeah, George."
"Umm, he's in a meeting right now. May I ask what this is about?"
"Sure, it's about the evil controlling forces that mock me everyday."
"Um hmm..."
"Well, they're basically evil, and they are, ummm...controlling. Which makes them evil controlling forces."
"I see."
"Oh no, you don't see...they're invisable!"
"Well, thank you for calling."
"But what about George?"
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