dphoadley opened this issue on Dec 05, 2007 · 42 posts
dphoadley posted Thu, 06 December 2007 at 10:30 AM
My wife's sister's son sent me this. It's a bit risque', but extremely funny!
A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Sheldon ... all he
wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when
it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."
Mother says "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman ... you
live in an 8 bedroom mansion ... you drive a Ferrari ... you get $1000 a
week allowance you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all
that away for *45 cents!!!!!!!!!"