Every now and then it crosses my mind to volunteer for rendo (like JenX and Karen and Jumpstartme and Sam and number of other people are).
Then I remember posts like this and think, man, there's just no way I could respond in a nice, customer service-like manner.

Hi, my namez: "NO, Bad Kitteh, NO!"  Whaz yurs?
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