My missus is stuck in hospital right now. Not that fun to describe (next on Fox - "when surgery goes wild!" seems to be the best description for it), but due to respect for her dignity and privacy, I'm afraid I'll be keeping most of it mum until I can secure her permission. I think that'll be you biggest obstacle - the fact that there are two people involved, and both have to be okay with it. I'll ask her and see what she says (they got WiFi here). /P