December 21 - The winter solstice - The longest night of the year;

 Felicitations;
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of
your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all;" PLUS "a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to
imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
"AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or
sexual orientation of the wisher." (Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you
are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility
for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not
caught up in the holiday spirit.)
And to all a good night.