I'm rich too, some nice chinese man is going to transfer 17 million dollars to my account, then let me keep 20% of it.

The fool! When he receives my bank details and transfers the money, I'm going to keep it all, ha ha ha!

The U.S. Inland Revenue is also going to give me a large refund, which is very nice of them seeing as I live in the UK, have never been to the US, and have never paid any US taxes. Boy am I taking everyone for a sucker this week!