Oh Lord connie, sounds about as bad as a couple of fellas I met in my lifetime (only they didn't have a pennie to their names).
One, when Ii was 17, tried to force me to a Justice of the Peace for a wedding. Mom called him and put a stop to that.
He said he was only trying to do me a favor. 

Well at least these digital guys can't do us that way...heheh.

Let me introduce you to my multiple personalities. :)
     BluEcho...Faery_Light...Faery_Souls.