I don't ever recall us having a modelling contest; 'cept when me and Draculaz went head to head on the Crystal Palace, and of course when Danamo raised his head above the parapet for the Flying Scotsman thing.....

Our monthly challenges are usually 'get in on the screen anyway you can' kinda thing.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...