In Dutch or Flemish, my name (Geert) is very simple and straightforward... but in other languages people find it impossible to pronounce correctly. It sounds a bit like you would say 'Hayert' in English (but with a stronger arabic-sounding 'h' and a flat, long 'a')...

We do not see things as they are. ǝɹɐ ǝʍ sɐ sƃuıɥʇ ǝǝs ǝʍ