Actually posers cloth dynamics are fairly good. I think you could come close to any of those with it. The catch is your going to need a high poly cloth plane to keep from getting "holes" in it.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it,

just pee on it and walk away. :-)

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I wouldnt have to manage my anger

if people would manage their stupidity......