well i am a model from Tucson AZ,
and also an italian man looking for woooman, and i have a rapid ladido,
and i am russian man look for wifey,
i am a uni-cyclist (wobbly stick)
i have connections with spiderman,
and am a smurf killer!!
you can also get exclusive rights to my new hip hop album for just $25,

man i gotta give up the booze, 'cause i don't remember any of this!!