I hear that. The last time I shared a room with a woman, she was zapping me with a taser for actualy setting the fire!

(And they wonder why I live on Mars)

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...