Quote - Quote "I hate little J. Peterman narratives."

I do not know what this means.

This is where instead of saying:

"This product for DAZ3D Victoria 4.1 contains 3 conforming clothes  and two props with two textures each; .cr2 shirt, pants, boots - .pp2 hat, goggles, torch."*

It says:

"Amy is a superbabe Vicky, She wants to sex up your runtimes. She is ready for anything. She crawls through the Vorg infested swaps of the Aphex Twins flatworld ready to battle with the swamp creatures of Gorsh-Haden. Maybe she goes on vacation with you to Sub-Saturn base to dance the night away to the Brittany XXIII entertainment droid or goes to Spin class with you on alternating Wednsdays. She is sexy babe with wholsome family values!"

Daz went through a period where I could not figure out for the life of me what the product consisted of with out checking the file list.

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Here off hand is a recent promo text for a texture expansion for an interior room scene:

*ec•lec•tic [i-klek-tik] – adjective: not following any one system, but selecting and using what are considered the best elements of all systems.

Good taste in interior design – the kind that does not come pre-packaged but springs from within – is a matter of choosing to surround yourself with that which you find appealing, and having each unique piece magically fall into a harmonious, esthetically pleasing symphony of décor.

It is this form of taste that dictates the composition of the Dream Home's Eclectic interiors, created by an interior and landscape design professional turned digital texture artist. The Eclectic texture set for the Dream Home Retreat showcases this esthetic with the very finest materials and details: polished parquet floors, a terracotta and talavera tile balcony with wrought iron railings, carved doorways and stained glass panels, all of which combine to create the perfect setting for the adventurous and the cultivated.

Taking full advantage of the realistic texture potential in current software, Dream Home - Eclectic Retreat Decor includes diffusion (texture), bump, displacement, specularity, reflection and transparency maps for optimized for Poser and DAZ Studio, all accessible via coordinating thumbnails.

*WTF!