Even though it's no longer Christmas, I couldn't resist doing this one.  I'm sure you will know the tune:

Vicky the DAZ girl
Was a great big memory hog
When you loaded her in a Poser scene
It would run just like a dog.

Vicky the DAZ girl
Was a great idea, they said
But by the time your render finished off
It's for sure that you'd be dead.

There must have been some serious drugs
That the team were passing round
Cause when you loaded Vicky up
It would bring your system down.

Vicky the DAZ girl
Ate up most of your hard drive
But if you think that's bad just you wait and see
What they do with Vicky 5.

Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.

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