okay... I turn 50 in a couple weeks.... been grumpy lately.  I look in the mirror and say "Dad?"
you kids these day... with your Brit Knee music and yer hippity hop.... when I was your age.. we had music, that spoke to us, that spoke to a whole generation... our hearts, our souls, our dreams... our experience.
we had this music... it was ours, and we had a name for it... we called it....

DISCO!