Don't fall on a knife that has the blade pointing upwards?

If the Easter Egg has a pin.......don't pull it.

If you work on an oil-rig....don't dream about bombs.

If the coffee is cold, the water ain't hot.

When having sex don't scream out Alice.....especially if your partner's name ain't Alice.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...