LOL.  I'm a suburbanite.  I want to live far enough away that I don't smell the neighbors' dinner unless they're grilling, but close enough that it only takes me 5 minutes to get to WalMart. I'm with you on the fewer people the better, though.  As long as I'm not in the car for an hour trying to get to the grocery store.

One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. -River Tam