Dear Frank,

Thank you so much for your e-mail (letter).

I am so sorry to hear of your terrible plight and of course I'll try to help you and your widowed mother in any way I can.

It seems to me that you need access to my bank account details so that you can deposit the money your poor father bravely liberated from Robert Mugabe, and so I am pleased to supply the relevent details here.

My account is with the Royal Bank of Scotland and my account is named as:
The Bryster
The account number is:
01294784762473869587274496089847224588265869708400392

Except on Tuesdays, when the number is:

Now, if the Tuesday falls on the 11th of the month the number is:

However, if the 11th of the month is in December and the moon is full:
455465675796584673456345154455567677900889787980787654645122343
should do the trick.

Hope this helps!
Regards
The Bryster

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...