Attached Link: bake cookies here!

And if you truly hunger after bad puns, you can see how the cookie crumbles in a fortune cookie factory!  Or maybe the Wheel of Fortune is a cookie cutter?

LUCKY BREAK

My favorite fortune was one I got decades ago from an upscale restaurant: "make friendship more lasting: seal someone in plastic" and I can't think of anything to top that.  Sorry.

http://www.redkid.net/generator/fortune/

There are generators of church signs and love notes and such, too.  If you need ideas for church signs, the REAL ones can be extremely funny, and there are books of them!!

http://crummychurchsigns.blogspot.com/

Again, anybody with a sense of humor and two fingers to type with can play along.  simply Google for various generators