"we will get bent if we want to."

Ha-ha-ha-ha.

It think his wiffle is really lame.  Aside from the fact that I think it was the style to either have long hair, because it got cold in Germany 250 years ago, or because it was easier; I bet Bach could have afford himself a decent wig, to boot.

He looks a little too Mediterranean for German named Sebastian, in that pick; what's a wholesome Greek name, we can refer to this image as?