Quote - - Despite every fanatasy image, young slender intelligent women are not queing up to battle dinosaurs with really big guns - half naked.

Well, thats because if they're really intelligent, they'd not run around half naked with big guns, but rather more camouflaged building some kind of spiffy dinosaur trap!

Quote - - i am not a foundling child from space with here-to-for un realised cosmic powers, no matter how many times i say the word 'atomic' backwards.

Does the power to magically attract lesbians count?

Quote - - Life is not really a computer simulation which can be broken out of.

Nobody makes the first jump ;-)

Quote - - I will not win the lottery

You need to buy a ticket first :-P

Quote - - i dont have an unrequited love following my every step in secret. and we wont someday be together on a distant world.

Me neither, sadly :-P

Quote - - no matter how many times i strip off inside a telephone box, i dont have a super-costume underneath that stops me getting arrested.

Super secret tip: put a super-costume on before putting on your clothes and leaving the house ;-)

Quote - - all that happens when i walk inside a wardrobe is i bang my head, and poke my eye out on the coat hooks.

Tried a walk-in closet?

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