Wow... Thanks for the horror stories guys! Perspective really does ease the pain... That, and misery loves company. Speaking of real life... I was at a club last week and I walked past this girl that look JUST LIKE RUTH... same hair.. same roundish face... cute nose.. Anyway.. It was weird... I wanted to talk to her, but could think of a line that didn't sound really dorky. So the shoes: They're the ultramorph shoes... (I think that's what they're called...) Get 'em from the Props Guild... They can be like 100 different shoes.