Thanks for the heads up on the if vec.  :D  I had asked about that, you answered, and I knew I could use it now.  I've just been focused on WHY THE SILLY SPRINGS WOULDN'T WORK, y'see, so I kind of neglected a lot of other brainy-think-y type stuff.  Sigh.

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Cage can be an opinionated jerk who posts without thinking.  He apologizes for this.  He's honestly not trying to be a turkeyhead.

Cage had some freebies, compatible with Poser 11 and below.  His Python scripts were saved at archive.org, along with the rest of the Morphography site, where they were hosted.