i know!! us "more than enough downstairs" types have it hard ( no pun here though ok ) no-one ever understands how hard it can be ( still no pun ok ) the other day whilst on another date with chalize, i couldn't help but keep looking at the crinkly folds on her outfit as she walked along (right by the top of her thighs wink)

anyway by the time we got to our bus stop, and got on the bus, there it was again!! she came up with the idea to just put my baseball cap on him, and pretend he was my siamese twin, great idea except i ended up having to pay double for me twin brother!!! the bus journey didn't help either (speed bumps) and it wasn't long before some old lady was enquiring whether my "brother" was ok, as she thought he looked quite hot and flustered, but didn't want to open the window for him as i looked so pale!!!