jhmcd2 opened this issue on Apr 10, 2008 · 306 posts
XENOPHONZ posted Thu, 17 April 2008 at 3:55 AM
OK -- lemme be sure that I've got this straight --
So far, we've determined that we are to follow this set of Rules for Life:
1. Make images of Naked Kids, because such is our Constitutional Right ! (Uh-huh.....)
2. Leave all of our doors, our cars, and our cabinets unlocked, so that the burglars will rob our neighbors instead of us.
3. Eat elephant meat.
4. Read up on sociology texts.
5. Hang posters of Adolf Hitler over our beds & in our living rooms.
6. Demand social justice from our site admins.
7. Condemn the site admins for being a bunch of fascists. In fact, ALL website mods & admins -- at any website -- are fascists by definition.
8. Proudly announce that we don't care what anyone thinks of our 'interesting' forum presence.
9. Burn churches down.
10. Take the forums seriously.
11. Don't take the forums seriously.
12. Uh.....I think that I've already mentioned Hitler..........
13. Don't "censor" anyone, ever. Except for when they say something that I don't like.
14. Let everyone have their say, but don't let them say it unless if it agrees with what I've said.
15. The United States was founded by dissidents who advocated the posting of child nudity in online galleries. Yes, I distinctly recall reading about the fact that this very topic was discussed in some detail at the 1st Continental Congress. The issue was high on their agenda, and it was priority #1 -- as being representative of the very essence of liberty: and of obtaining True Freedom from the Oppressor. Without child nudity posted in online galleries: there can be no freedom from the Nazis. Liberty only exists in an environment where underage bottoms are displayed as trophies of our cultural maturity & Artistic Freedom.
Someone needs to go attend an Obama or a Clinton political rally, and publicly Stand Up for Freedom by asking the candidate about their position on all of these burning issues in front of the TV cameras. In doing so, not only would you stand out in the crowd: but you'd likely end up being a topic of discussion on the Sunday morning political round-table shows, too (Hey, Mort.....what did you think of the nut at that Obama Q&A session in Pittsburgh?). Heh -- you might even manage to make the local news in your own hometown! Yeah -- that's it -- don't be a stinkin' coward. Show some spine. Let 'em know that you don't care what ANYBODY thinks about you ! Also there's this: the Obama and/or the Clinton supporters in attendance will be absolutely overjoyed by the fact that in asking their candidate whether or not they will fight for the right to display images of nude children in online galleries -- that you thereby effectively tie their candidate of choice to the issue. Great political strategy, that.
Do all of these things, follow all of these rules: and you'll be a Real Kewl Guy.
Ahhhhh......so much wisdom can be gleaned from the forums. So much to order & enlighten one's life by.
This thread has become a game of verbal Twister mixed with Forum Trivial Pursuit. But I have to admit that it has its moments.