I know....It's a naked woman!

Wait ,that's on Dick Cheney's sunglasses. How did Stoner get Dick Cheney's sunglasses? Come to think of it you never see the two of them in the same place at the same time. Maybe Stoner really is Dick Cheney. That would make the naked woman Condalisa Rice!

Gee.. Shouldn't you have the Nudity box checked?
-Slinks off back to his secret UFO base in Antartica to dream up more conspiracies.