:lol: In our village, the ducks regularly wander about in the road that runs alongside the river, especially during the duckling making season. They're too stupid to get out of the way of cars, preferring to stand in the middle of the road and quack furiously at anything that gets in the way of their courting. When sleepy driver meets aggressive duck, the result is squashed duck. I don't suppose they'd get out of the way of the lawn mower either. :rolleyes: