*"Heres a steak I made.  You can eat it.  You have to eat it in a closet behind a locked door under a red blanket.  If anyone sees you eating the steak then were gunna have problems buddy!  If you use ANYTHING other than a white birch toothpick when your done, well all I can say is you'll hope you never met me"

"Ill have chicken thanks"

Forumite enters:

"OMGZ  you were sooooo unappreciative of that steak, I should know I have a doctorate in steakology"

ROFLMAO!