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Of course "Buy our stuff and you'll be a cool 3d ARTIST" sounds much better than "Buy our stuff and be a virtual Barbie collector", doesn't it ?

Your very clear description of what I do as a hobby comes like a slap to the face. :(

I feel very very silly right now just so you know.

Maybe I can justify it like my novel writing... I don't create the words I just put them in an order that makes them more attractive then the next guy.