at last a way to get around the smoking ban!!

"excuse me sir, but this is a no smoking building"

"i'm not smoking!!, i am somking, and i don't see a sign anywhere that says i can't somke in this building"

(person being thrown noises with some "aaaaarrghhhh" noises tooo)

( vince dusts himself off after landing on pavement, uncrumples cigerette, and continues to somke (outside now))