cujoe-
 
don't feel too bad you just started the comeback for the long overdue "RETURN OF THE PRIMETIME CIGERETTE ADVERTS" ( with echo effect)

after a brief word of thanks to you Cujoe, for making this possible, the first advert goes out today during the cartoon slots.

"Hey! kids, have you tried somking recently?"
"you know all your friends are doing it right?"
"so why aren't you?"
"what are ya, some kinda wus?"

"With a pack of new Larry-me smoothies in your pocket your gonna be looking too cool for school........................so don't go!!!..........go down the park instead, and somke all day with your new friends."

"that's right somking makes even you square kids cool!!"

"also did you know?, that new Larry-me smoothies are now nine times more effective at making your clothes smell ...GUARANTEED!!!"

"That's right we here at Larry-me, know the troubles you kids face with your offensive body odours, even industial strength deodorant doesn't hide your obnoxious smells does it?"
 
"so whether it be feminine smells or masculine smells, new smoothies will cover up that offending smell for ya!! "

" we are so confident of our new nine times strength, cover-up-obnoxious-smells with new obnoxious smells technology, that we are willing to GUARANTEE that if your friends can still smell your original offending odours, we will buy you new friends!!!"

"new friends with nasal problems"
"new friends with nasal problems that also somke Larry-me smoothies!!'"

"so hurry with that fake id, and get to the shops, then you can somke smoothies 'till your clock stops"

(jingle)

Larry-me, oh! Larry-me!! ......a pack of smoothies is the pack for me!!

.....Nine out of ten cool-cats prefer 'em.