It does nothing for me either, even wrapped around a shapely figure and a good pair of legs.

But then neither does a full latex suit, whereas many will find that the height of eroticism. (I wouldn't use the words kinky or perverse, since they are relative, subjective terms, meaning different things to each of us).

And what exactly are "American values"? The values held by Americans? Well, they surely encompass the widest extremes of morality and ethics seen anywhere else in the world!

"If I were a shadow, I know I wouldn't like to be half of what I should be."
Mr Otsuka, the old black tomcat in Kafka on the Shore (Haruki Murakami)