Quote - It does nothing for me either, even wrapped around a shapely figure and a good pair of legs.

But then neither does a full latex suit, whereas many will find that the height of eroticism. (I wouldn't use the words kinky or perverse, since they are relative, subjective terms, meaning different things to each of us).

And what exactly are "American values"? The values held by Americans? Well, they surely encompass the widest extremes of morality and ethics seen anywhere else in the world!

"All American" values is an idiomatic phrase used around the US to mean Conservative american family values. Not really meant to reflect or encompass all the goofy things that happen across america, or even to be indicative of the morality of an average american.
It's usually meant as something to strive for, and a set of values stemming from almost puritanical roots of a group of early americans. 

It's definately not a phrase that reflects current average range of values in the US. In other words "All american" values does not equal "current American values".

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