Hey, Xeno. If you don't mind terribly, I'll be over to your place around 8:00 PM tonight. I've been wanting to give your wife a pelvic exam for quite awhile, and I now see that you are agreeable to this arrangement, so I'm on the way...

What!? But, but, if Gary Gynecologist can do that, then why can't Eddie Everyman?

Wiggle your way out of that one :) I'll even save you a bit of time by getting rid of what would probably be your first response: no, a gynecologist is NOT performing a vital, lifesaving service. People got along for literally thousands of years without gynecologists. Also, please don't bother with the following:

"I'm not married! What wife?" - you're bound to have at least some female relative who sees a gynecologist. If you aren't married, then replace wife with whatever is appropriate. This is only hypothetical, after all.

Also, what about pediatric doctors? Same as gynecologists, not really necessary, just a modern convenience.