Y'all seen the latest Daz/Artzone Newsletter? Vicky gets a new look. "Modern Muses" for V4 Elite -- which ain't even out yet. Looks like another V4 morph coming our way and the ad copy's a doozie, too: "Everyone needs one" and (my favorite eye-roller) "Oh yeah, she'll get your synapses firing."

And to think, here I was about to (finally) do some girly renders to balance out my gallery and placate my inner Lesbian who is arguing I spend way too much time on guys, even if I do stick 'em in dresses and call 'em wizards. Unfortunately after seeing this my inner Feminist in a frenzy and threatening to wreak havoc if I even think about "surrendering to the Barbie T&A madness".

Help, I'm having a complex! Or whatever. Anyway, if this keeps up, I'm gonna go bonkers.