"When's the last time you saw an advert with a rugged guy draping himself seductively over the side of a coupe? I'll go ahead and answer that one for you: Never".

Guess you didn't see that Super Bowl commercial of the guys striping down on the street for the Chev advert? Or the one I saw last night. Another car advert. All these sumo wrestlers giving the car a good washing, the same way they film big breasted, bikini clad women. Ow, my poor eyes.