It is good to know that I'm not the only one around with a twisted mind ;) I appreciate all your responses, particularly pakled, stormchaser (you probably have more / better friends than you realize) and scottI - dude, with utmost respect, you need counseling LOL.

BTW, took a drawing class before I dropped out of art school (they only had one math class and I wanted more) and who knew I could draw? I didn't know.