i whistle, hum, and sing, though not all at the same time!!

my little boy (six) keeps asking me to teach him how to whistle, but it is nearly impossible to teach someone else how to sing, by the time you have finished describing what they need to do, they end up just being able to dribble a bit.he is starting to get a tiny whistle going himself now though.

this year though i am very proud of what i have finally been able to do, my whole life i have wanted to be able to do this thing but until this year i have always failed, couldn't do it, nil points...all that.....but now i can....

now everyone can go cross-eyed, nothing amazing about that i hear you cry (well i heard something anyway) but who can go cross-eyed in one eye while the other eye looks straight ahead?.............that would be me, and if you really want to get that double-take type attention in your life too, with people wondering what the f*** is wrong with you, then you will need to learn this valuable skill also!!!.....great for freaking out your kids!!