I vote for you to make one and mail it to the oil speculators that drove the prices up, and tell 'em to eat it with a big dollop of Cool Whip!  They'd appreciate.  Those guys are so full of crap, a little more poo won't hurt'em!

I cannot save the world. Only my little piece of it. If we all act together, we can save the world.--Nelson Mandela
An  inconsistent hobgoblin is the fool of little minds
Taking "Just do it" to a whole new level!