continued logic...

you are also more likely to make new friends with an Xbox, ...example (see below)

looking for new opposition for your Xbox games, tired of losing to your mates all the time, then it is time you found yourself new mates, or even a stranger!!

after scouring the streets for hours, Vince spies a worthy opponent ( 97 year old with no thumbs)

"howdy stranger" (you don't have to use "howdy" you could just improv here, mix it up a bit)
"how do ya fancy playin' a bit of Xbox with me, then old man?"

"No, now Bu**er off!!, .....oh alright then" (might happen)

-arrives back at Vinces' pad-

" right then old man you comfy?"

"ooh yes"

" uh huh, that's because your in my chair you old coot!! now get to shiftin' your ass over to the hard wooden chair over there, and give me my chair back!!"

-with chair back and after bagsin' the best controller, Vince sticks his Fifa game in the box-

"what do i do then?" asks old man.

"that's alright you'll get the hang of it, as we go along"

-Vince wins 146-0-

so new friend, new winning streak, everyone is happy, luvly jubbly!! now you try that with an iphone and you are just gonna get your phone nicked!!

(i should point out, that this is just a made up example, i don't actually scour the streets at night, looking for old men to play games with me at my house, right that's that cleared up then! nothin' to see here now ...(bites fist))